Hand washing
guy 1: why does your middle finger smell wierd?
guy 2: because i just got done hand washing jesse.
guy 1: sweet!
guy 2: because i just got done hand washing jesse.
guy 1: sweet!
Hand washing by dancinboy49 August 13, 2010
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Midnight hand washing
Midnight hand washing is when a girl has just finished fingering herself, and is washing her hands repeatedly to clean herself off, this can also be used as a euphemism for female masturbation.
"well I'm gonna go do some midnight hand washing"
"I'm gonna go wash my hands repeatedly in the middle of the night"
"I'm gonna go wash my hands repeatedly in the middle of the night"
Midnight hand washing by ballin'mcballerthe16th July 24, 2023
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Washing your hand
It's called washing your hands
1. Put you hand in water make sure your whole hand is soaked
2. Grab the soap bar and rub it on your hands
3. Keep doing that and make sure you wash between your finger and wash every part of your hand, keep doing this for at least 20 seconds enough time to sing happy birthday twice
4. Soak your hands in the water and get all the soap off
5. Grab a CLEAN towel and dry your hands
There you just learned how to wash your hands bravo
1. Put you hand in water make sure your whole hand is soaked
2. Grab the soap bar and rub it on your hands
3. Keep doing that and make sure you wash between your finger and wash every part of your hand, keep doing this for at least 20 seconds enough time to sing happy birthday twice
4. Soak your hands in the water and get all the soap off
5. Grab a CLEAN towel and dry your hands
There you just learned how to wash your hands bravo
Mom: wash your hands before dinner so we dont get the coronavirus!
Billy: okay mom
Washing your hands before dinner
Billy: okay mom
Washing your hands before dinner
Washing your hand by You know what I mean March 20, 2020
Handwashing vs Brainwashing
She was tuned to CNN, he to Fox News. She believed you could not be too careful. He believed it was a liberal hoax. Their tiny apartment had become a Handwashing vs Brainwashing battlefield.
Handwashing vs Brainwashing by Monkey's Dad April 5, 2020
Midnight handwashing
Midnight handwashing is when a girl has just finished fingering herself, and is washing her hands repeatedly to clean herself off, can also be used as a euphemism for female masturbation.
"I spent some alone time last night that ended with midnight handwashing."
"I'm gonna go wash my hands repeatedly in the middle of the night ill talk to you later."
"I'm gonna go wash my hands repeatedly in the middle of the night ill talk to you later."
Midnight handwashing by ballin'mcballerthe16th July 24, 2023
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