hand day

A day when masturbating is your biggest accomplishment

Vince was supposed to run numerous errands on Saturday, but instead was caught up in internet porn and made it a hand day.

by Gene Staley, jr. October 26, 2011

national hand day

29th August is national hand day, where everyone with sexy hands should share their sexy hands with whatever weirdo likes them. Bonus points for dead looking hands-

'I know someone who would love august 29th'
'why what's august 29th?'
'national hand day duh'

by swagmilf11 August 04, 2021

National hold hands day

On April 13th, it is a day where anyone can hold hands with whomever they would like.

Hey, today is national hold hands day

by WhiteChocolate4820 April 12, 2018

national hold hands day

on april 13th - 14th hold hands with your significant other or boyfriend/girlfriend

it’s national hold hands day , go hold hands with him/her

by lil melissa April 12, 2018

national hold hands day

september 27 is national hold hands day soooo yea that’s gonna be lit

omg did you know today is national hold hands day

no omg

by idontknowmynamebshsbs September 25, 2019

National hold hands day

On May 1st you can hold hands with anyone one you would like and can be anyone your mom, your dad , boyfriend , girlfriend , friends, and dogs

Hey girl it’s national hold hands day let’s go !

by Hay hay bug boo April 30, 2019

National Hold Hands Day

On April 14, it is National Hold Hands Day so if anyone comes up to you and grabs your hand say “Happy National Hold Hands Day!

“It’s National Hold Hands Day!”

by Kate Ingles April 12, 2019