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hand day 

A day when masturbating is your biggest accomplishment
Vince was supposed to run numerous errands on Saturday, but instead was caught up in internet porn and made it a hand day.
hand day by Gene Staley, jr. October 26, 2011
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Hand day 

where we can exchange or request for hand pics, on april 12
Wow I really want to ask my friend for some hand pics since it's hand day
Hand day by cariina April 11, 2021

National Hold crushes hand day

On this day you get a freebie to go up to your crush and hold their hand
It’s national hold crushes hand day, so can I hold yours?

National hold ur crushes hand day 

Go hold hand with that special person
October 11 is National hold ur crushes hand day

national hand day 

29th August is national hand day, where everyone with sexy hands should share their sexy hands with whatever weirdo likes them. Bonus points for dead looking hands-
'I know someone who would love august 29th'
'why what's august 29th?'
'national hand day duh'
national hand day by swagmilf11 August 4, 2021

National grab my ass and I'll break your hand day 

It's the same day as "national grab ass day", which someone defined as April 11th.
Basically if a guy grabs ass without consent, he's asking to get his hand broken.
boy who grabs my ass: I can do that because UD says it's national grab ass day

me, after I break his hand : and I broke your hand because it's also National grab my ass and I'll break your hand day

hold a girls hand day

Hold a girls hand day. that’s it.

“Hey are you gonna hold a girls hand today?”

“wdym?”

“It’s September 16th, you hold a girls hand today”
hold a girls hand day by slayythedayyy September 16, 2022
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
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