3 definitions by swagmilf11

sexy shawns meat

the juiciest and most throbbing salami

'woah he has some Juicy sexy meat'
'yeah not as sexy as sexy shawns meat though
'wow Louise must be one lucky wife'

by swagmilf11 August 4, 2021

national shawn day

December 25th is national shawn day, hes basically Jesus and a G, so go and find shawn and give him a hand on duolingo.

'ayy it's Christmas'
'no its national shawn day'

by swagmilf11 August 4, 2021

national hand day

29th August is national hand day, where everyone with sexy hands should share their sexy hands with whatever weirdo likes them. Bonus points for dead looking hands-

'I know someone who would love august 29th'
'why what's august 29th?'
'national hand day duh'

by swagmilf11 August 4, 2021