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Hand Job Soup 

Hand Job Soup; When a man spends a minimum of 24 hours doing nothing more then jerking off and collecting his cum in his empty roman noodle soup bowl.
Guy: Yo bro whats up?

Bro: nothing to much just been on my couch all day cooking.

Guy: Yo Say what? Cooking on your couch?

Bro: yeah man just been smacking it all day and shooting my loads in a bowl.

Guy: AHH man I was busy making hand job soup all last week for my bitch to eat ahhhahaha!
Hand Job Soup by Somanking June 10, 2011
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Handjob Soup 

I'm going to the kitchen to make Handjob Soup for dinner.
Handjob Soup by flip2liv June 23, 2011