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Hand Crank

A reference to pleasurable male masturbation. Jacking off. Wanking one out. Fapping.
Where's Brian? Still in the bathroom? Yea I'm sure he's doing a hand crank.
Hand Crank by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017
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hand crank

Rhyming slang for Yank or Wank {which is the cut down version of wanker}which turns out to be the same thing
Imagine doing the hand crank motion with your hand whilst thinking of a yank ....see wank and yank = the same thing ;o) who says us limeys dont rule the waves :0)
hand crank by Itchy-Muff June 18, 2004

Reverse hand crank 

When your penis is masturbated by your partners hand in the inverted position to which you would normally pleasure yourself. I.e the hand would by placed thumb side down closest to the base of the shaft. Most commonly

preformed whilst partner is laying next to you.
Rather than give me head she gave me a reverse hand crank to finish me off.

Hand Cranker 

a person, generally male, of high self importance, who is essentialy just a tosser
did you see the onstage antics of the singer in that band? what a fucking hand cranker!

Hand cranked three-way 

Fucking a woman’s ass or pussy with a dildo while she’s giving you head.
Hannah always wanted to have a three way but she had to settle for a hand cranked three-way from Tony.
to shuffle one's knuckles vigorously in an up and down motion on the shaft of the cock.
John gave his rod a handcrank
handcrank by Jay Barfoot October 20, 2003
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