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hamosexual 

That guy is a hamosexual, he loves ham
hamosexual by Yeetyeti January 10, 2018

Hamisexual 

The love of every other race except black people in the opposite sex; specifically no weave.
I'm sorry guys I can't date that black girl, I'm Hamisexual.
That black bitch has a fat ass but since I'm Hamisexual, I would never think to tap that.
Hamisexual by JFlow845 October 13, 2011

hamsexual 

A person so attracted to pork products that they will avoid a long-waited reunion with their old high school buddies, preferring instead to stay home and 'baste' a 'ham.' The Hamsexual is usually so caught up in his pork-related fantasies that he believes them to be an adequate excuse to avoid engaging in regular social activity.
"I can't go out with you guys tonight. I'm basting a ham."
"You're a damn Hamsexual is what you are, Greg."
hamsexual by Qube February 27, 2005

hammosexual 

A hammosexual is someone who is aroused by glazed hams
Tommy, a hammosexual climaxed at the sight of Jenny's pineapple and bourbon glazed ham

Hammasexual 

Like beastiality but worse. Theres a chance you will be turned on by animals
Hamma fucked the shit out of karems dog he must be a hammasexual
Hammasexual by 4dielolz June 8, 2016

Homusexual 

Homusexual...the redneck term for homosexual
hey bob...i gots me one of them homusexuals in the back of the truck
Homusexual by P DeeZyfo2069 December 1, 2009
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