Hamulsexual

When you realize you love your fishing buddy Hamul so much and have your sexuality changed to only loving Hamul.

I love fishing and playing putt-putt with Hamul! I realized I was Hamulsexual.

Hamulsexual by Vampire4U October 4, 2022

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hamosexual

Sexually attracted to Ham

That guy is a hamosexual, he loves ham

hamosexual by Yeetyeti January 10, 2018

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Hamulsexual • HAMASexual • Hamisexual • Hammasexual • hammosexual • Hammysexual • Hamonsexual • hamosexual • hamsexual • Homusexual

Hamisexual

The love of every other race except black people in the opposite sex; specifically no weave.

I'm sorry guys I can't date that black girl, I'm Hamisexual.
That black bitch has a fat ass but since I'm Hamisexual, I would never think to tap that.

Hamisexual by JFlow845 October 13, 2011

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hamsexual

A person so attracted to pork products that they will avoid a long-waited reunion with their old high school buddies, preferring instead to stay home and 'baste' a 'ham.' The Hamsexual is usually so caught up in his pork-related fantasies that he believes them to be an adequate excuse to avoid engaging in regular social activity.

"I can't go out with you guys tonight. I'm basting a ham."
"You're a damn Hamsexual is what you are, Greg."

hamsexual by Qube February 27, 2005