Hamulsexual

When you realize you love your fishing buddy Hamul so much and have your sexuality changed to only loving Hamul.

I love fishing and playing putt-putt with Hamul! I realized I was Hamulsexual.

by Vampire4U October 4, 2022

hamosexual

Sexually attracted to Ham

That guy is a hamosexual, he loves ham

by Yeetyeti January 10, 2018

Hamisexual

The love of every other race except black people in the opposite sex; specifically no weave.

I'm sorry guys I can't date that black girl, I'm Hamisexual.
That black bitch has a fat ass but since I'm Hamisexual, I would never think to tap that.

by JFlow845 October 13, 2011

hamsexual

A person so attracted to pork products that they will avoid a long-waited reunion with their old high school buddies, preferring instead to stay home and 'baste' a 'ham.' The Hamsexual is usually so caught up in his pork-related fantasies that he believes them to be an adequate excuse to avoid engaging in regular social activity.

"I can't go out with you guys tonight. I'm basting a ham."
"You're a damn Hamsexual is what you are, Greg."

by Qube February 27, 2005

hammosexual

A hammosexual is someone who is aroused by glazed hams

Tommy, a hammosexual climaxed at the sight of Jenny's pineapple and bourbon glazed ham

by Suleyman The Magnificent NYC June 16, 2017

Hammasexual

Like beastiality but worse. Theres a chance you will be turned on by animals

Hamma fucked the shit out of karems dog he must be a hammasexual

by 4dielolz June 8, 2016

Homusexual

Homusexual...the redneck term for homosexual

hey bob...i gots me one of them homusexuals in the back of the truck

by P DeeZyfo2069 December 1, 2009