HamsterCow

The cutest, nicest girl you'll ever meet UWU. She is what you call fun-sized and looks like a snacc. She is absolutely Aww-Door-able. If she were an angle she would be acute-y. Being with her will just melt your heart and even though she is the most beautiful girl you'll ever see she will make those butterflies go away with her calming charisma. She often calls people she is not related to her twin, sister, and or brother, and says she loves almost everyone. Because of her charisma, she often says she loves a lot of people and flip flops between who she desires and is also REALLY LOUD IN PERSON. Vocabulary consists of REEE, WEEE, yeee, aight, awww, awwwhh, nani, (words with z at rhe end), random song lyrics, OMG, de floof/fluff, :3, ;-;. lol, love, camila cabello, black pink, yura, ur mean, nani, (.), hows/wheres twin/christine/christian/christine/kota/ex-sis/ex-twin, peoples names spelt incorrectly, 11:11, sure. At times she is also a bit rarted *cough thinks she can and did lose her virginity to kota and jacob *cough protein=healthy foods like dairy and fruit *cough gets used by gold diggers. She is your basic E-girl in league, playing only girl champs (Lux, Janna) exact the "cute" ones like nunu. Spends money on free games like Transformice and league Elementist Lux along with 4 other lux skins. Listens to K-pop and is obsessed with blackpink and Camila Cabello. Likes Salmon Roe and gets hard carried in league games.

Christian: Hamstercows such a needy b*tch.
Christian: She has a flat mountain, but I love her.
Kota: HamsterCow give me skins and ill blow you.

HamsterCow by TheAllKnowingOne69 November 20, 2018

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hamsterous

of, or pertaining to, a hamster.
something that resembles a hamster.

Kate Moss is extremely hamsterous, I want to send her a giant exercise wheel or something.

hamsterous by Emily6363 April 28, 2006

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hamstercam

n. a slang term used as a substitute for 'colonoscopy'
v. to have underwent a colorectal examination either medically or in jest by friends and acquaintances.

s. Bob went under this afternoon to get hamstercammed by that creepy doctor with the spam hands...guess that's why he can't sit properly.

hamstercam by Art Terry February 14, 2009