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Hampton Bays 

A beautiful, tiny town in the famous Hamptons of Long Island, part of the larger, more famous town of Southampton. Though it may be small it is the most populated of the Hamptons year round. It thrives in the summer when the usually small town blooms with tourists whom the locals call "cidiots".
It is not the richest of the Hamptons but it is still very nice
The beaches are exquisite and some of the local food, such as that at Slow Jack's is great.
There are many pizza places, nail/hair salons and chinese food places which the people who live there think is quite funny.
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Hampton Bays by malloroid April 17, 2009
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Hampton Bays 

The arm pit of The Hamptons.
Sometimes called Harlem Bays by locals.
Home to the boardy barn.
In the summer you will find many expensive cars here and few cidiots that actually know how to drive them. It sucks. In the winter...it sucks even harder...if that's possible.
Kid 1: Ok ok ok say the first thing that comes to mind...hampton bays

Kid 2: Sucks!
Hampton Bays by wailingbanshee June 15, 2008

Hampton Bays 

Part of the Hamptons on the East End of Long Island.
All the celebrities and rich cidiots have houses on Dune Road and hog up Ponquogue Beach in the summer with their expensive cars which they can't even drive like a normal person with.
Has middle-class people who actually live there in the winter as well as the summer too!
Home of the Boardy Barn.
Most of the public school kids are ether mexican or white, but neither know how to dress.
The most exciting thing in the entire town is a movie theater that barley plays popular new releases until after they come out on DVD.
Jane: "Hey let's go to Hampton Bays!"
John: "Why? Hampton Bays is mad ghetto."
Jane: "Uhm no, that would be Riverhead if anyplace; there is no resemblance to any ghetto and especially not Harlem. Just snobby kids who probably go to Mercy and aren't great full for what they actually have."
Hampton Bays by lokij March 19, 2009
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026