Hampton Beach 

Hampton Beach is a small trashy beach on the coast of New Hampshire. Known for its boardwalk shops which supply ninja stars and drug paraphernalia to the 12 year old punks who roam O Street. The scenery includes: cigarettes, pregnant girls smoking cigs with their skinny shirtless boyfriends and one mile of 0 mph traffic. People who actually live in Hampton take the beach for what it really is; however, Massachusetts's residents think it is God's gift to the world.

Where do you live?

Hampton, Nh.

OMG i love hampton beach!
dude that's the shittiest beach on the seacoast.

I really need a new bong and wanna work on my tan.

Let's go to Hampton Beach!

Hampton Beach by mypseudonymwastakenagain March 17, 2011

Hampton Beach Handshake 

An alternate name for "The Shocker," for those who find it enjoyable, rather than shocking.

"I wasn't very optimistic about that date, but he ended up giving me a Hampton Beach Handshake, so I'm seeing him again on Friday."

Hampton Beach Handshake by MD711 December 23, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016