Hampster Hands
Hampster Hands by Nat & Malia October 4, 2008
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hamster hands
pale, delicate, and soft hands. untrimmed fingernails which indicate lack sexual activity with another person. Predominately found among late teenage to early adult males. Affinity for video games and disinterest in physical activities such as sports.
I went on a date and his hands looked more delicate than mine, i had to run because he had hamster hands.
hamster hands by meowmeowwinkleface January 24, 2023
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Hamster Hand Drunk
When you get so intoxicated your free hand's posture turns into a position reminiscent of a standing hamster. Elbow at 90 degrees, limp wrist, and curled fingers.
"Todd's going fishing today and is taking two cases of Coors Light. He'll be Hamster Hand Drunk by noon."
Hamster Hand Drunk by msand419 October 20, 2012
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