Hampled

When you’re at a MLB game and a foul or home run ball is heading your way but just has your about to catch it, you get pushed and somebody else catches it.

I was at the Phillies game last night and Harper hit a home run right at me but has I was about to catch it, I got Hampled.

by 5 for 5 guy August 28, 2022

Hambled eggs

The best way to make scrambled eggs even tastier - by adding pieces of ham. Hambled eggs.

Scrambled eggs are so much better when you add ham and call them hambled eggs!

by eggseggs September 28, 2011

fingeringbert humpledink

A girl who will masturbate at any and every given opportunity, often engaging in beaver smudging.

She was a serious fingeringbert humpledink.

by Robert. C. Blache May 1, 2008

humpledump

A floor people can dance on

Dude, look at that humpledump!

by Donutsarenice February 1, 2017

humpledorf

a humping fictious character

he was humping his lady like a humpledorf

by wildmanlives July 27, 2005

Hamped

The act of getting extremely drunk to the point of blacking out. Spawned from the term hammered.

Man, I got so hamped last night apparently I tried to start shit with that boxer at the party.

by wild_ranger January 24, 2010

Hampler

A fire ass time with the fam.

Last night was a fuckin hampler

by A suburban dude June 10, 2019