Hampis 

Handsome and having an air of effortless style, charismatic without arrogance.

STEVE WAS NOT VERY SMART BUT HE SURE WAS HAMPIS

Hampis by anonymous October 18, 2021

Hamwise 

"A tall man with hobbit-like appendages"

Originally deriving from the Middle Earth word of Samwise.

Damn that that tall dude has small hands, bet he has a small dick too! Sooooo hamwise!!!

Hamwise by JPEG December 29, 2014

Hamist

When a person purposefully does not eat ham or hamburgers.

Example: Sam: billy doesn’t like hamburgers

Tom: he’s so hamist

Hamist by Sgt. GREEN BEANS October 6, 2020

New Hampshire dog 

A modified version of a hotdog. You stick your penis on a hotdog bun and drizzle it with maple syrup. When presenting it to whomever you choose to give it to you say "order up" or "dinner is served". Perfect for a party prank or surprising your girlfriend or wife.

I need to run to the grocery store for syrup and hotdog buns. I need to serve up a New Hampshire dog.

New Hampshire dog by M_Dubz152 June 6, 2023

Marvin Hamlisch 

He wrote the music for The Sting.

Guy 1:Naysayers tell me "You should be embarrassed." "You should not be fighting." "You look like Marvin Hamlisch." I say "Nay, I am not embarrassed" "I will fight." "Who the fuck is Marvin Hamlisch?"

Guy 2: He wrote the music for The Sting.

Guy 3: That's a good movie

As mentioned in the film Role Models.

Marvin Hamlisch by Hotshotalex January 25, 2010

Hampire 

An overweight figure, most commonly found lurking about goth clubs after the successful plunder of a local Honeybaked location. By the trail of honey glaze, the Hampire is armed with a bodily odor so foul, that it asphyxiates those caught in the wake of its' greasy treacle. Should you encounter a Hampire, it is said that the best defense against the foul pantry-dweller, is a good pair of cross-training shoes: If it can't keep up with you, the Hampire will soon loose all interest in you, favoring the closest emochilde it can snack upon.

"Hey, where'd my sandwich go, and why does it smell like rancid bacon on this patio?"

"Damn dude, did you see the size of that Hampire that went past? That Gloomcow almost stuck me to the floor with how much patchouli was funked onto her!"

Hampire by Col. Harland Sanders March 4, 2009

Hampshire College 

An experimental liberal arts college near Amherst, MA. Beloved and/or derided for having no grades, unorthodox classes, and a student body of hippies,eccentrics, and the occasional knife fetishist.

Being interested in hackysack, organic farming, and dreads, Josh was a perfect fit for Hampshire College.

Hampshire College by JaffatheHutt March 29, 2009