Hamwise 

"A tall man with hobbit-like appendages"

Originally deriving from the Middle Earth word of Samwise.

Damn that that tall dude has small hands, bet he has a small dick too! Sooooo hamwise!!!

Hamwise by JPEG December 29, 2014

Hamisexual 

The love of every other race except black people in the opposite sex; specifically no weave.

I'm sorry guys I can't date that black girl, I'm Hamisexual.
That black bitch has a fat ass but since I'm Hamisexual, I would never think to tap that.

Hamisexual by JFlow845 October 13, 2011