Hampig 

Hampig is very charming and friendly. He is always there for his friends and family and happiest when helping others.
Hampig is overall a very cool dude, although just like a little boy when it comes to his toys.
Hampig does not like conflict but when he gets to breaking point there is no turning back.
Hampig is very creative and good with his hands.
Most of Hampig’s days can be described as “the usual”.

Everybody needs a Hampig in their life.

If you need to borrow a tool of any sort, guaranteed Hampig will have it.

Hampig by Achkiyegar November 23, 2021

Hampire 

An overweight figure, most commonly found lurking about goth clubs after the successful plunder of a local Honeybaked location. By the trail of honey glaze, the Hampire is armed with a bodily odor so foul, that it asphyxiates those caught in the wake of its' greasy treacle. Should you encounter a Hampire, it is said that the best defense against the foul pantry-dweller, is a good pair of cross-training shoes: If it can't keep up with you, the Hampire will soon loose all interest in you, favoring the closest emochilde it can snack upon.

"Hey, where'd my sandwich go, and why does it smell like rancid bacon on this patio?"

"Damn dude, did you see the size of that Hampire that went past? That Gloomcow almost stuck me to the floor with how much patchouli was funked onto her!"

Hampire by Col. Harland Sanders March 4, 2009

Hamjig

noun; when an obese person, seeing a piece of ham becomes so enraptured, that they dance with glee.

I saw my friend's mom doing a hamjig the other day!
That hamjig was full of jiggling, pasty flesh.

Hamjig by Darvin January 15, 2007

Hampipe 

A Piece of piping which contains slices of ham, which have usually been warmed up on a radiator. The most common use of a hampipe is to gain sexual pleasure.

"I'm just looking for Dicky"

"What would he be doing in there?"

"Looking for a Hampipe"

Hampipe by Roganator October 30, 2008

halpig 

1) Ancient Greek term meaning 'slovenly' or 'sloth-like'.

2) Relating to, of the same nature as, or characterised by involuntary muscular contractions combined with the release of gases, anally.

3) A person with cerebral palsy.

See sock, halpin, or youse

1) "Some Halpig parked me in!"

Person 1: I just spilled gravy all over my sliders!
Person 2: Dude, you're such a Halpig
Person 1: :(

halpig by Chooked May 11, 2006

hamigua 

He is a cute and handsome boy. Generally people don’t use this name. It shows that he is unique. He has a cheerful personality and is optimistic to friends and family even when he is sad. He also works very hard and is smart. for girls who like him. Should cherish him

I love hamigua

hamigua by love and peace November 21, 2021

hampiece 

a word of insult to call someone acting like a colossal, grotesque, flabby vagina

I don't understand why your being such a hampiece right now; it's only midnight and i need a wing-man.

hampiece by 3dUdesChIllin September 23, 2011