Hampipe 

A Piece of piping which contains slices of ham, which have usually been warmed up on a radiator. The most common use of a hampipe is to gain sexual pleasure.

"I'm just looking for Dicky"

"What would he be doing in there?"

"Looking for a Hampipe"

Hampipe by Roganator October 30, 2008

Hampire 

An overweight figure, most commonly found lurking about goth clubs after the successful plunder of a local Honeybaked location. By the trail of honey glaze, the Hampire is armed with a bodily odor so foul, that it asphyxiates those caught in the wake of its' greasy treacle. Should you encounter a Hampire, it is said that the best defense against the foul pantry-dweller, is a good pair of cross-training shoes: If it can't keep up with you, the Hampire will soon loose all interest in you, favoring the closest emochilde it can snack upon.

"Hey, where'd my sandwich go, and why does it smell like rancid bacon on this patio?"

"Damn dude, did you see the size of that Hampire that went past? That Gloomcow almost stuck me to the floor with how much patchouli was funked onto her!"

Hampire by Col. Harland Sanders March 4, 2009

Hapiped 

a person who has been given herpes by a back-woods simpleton.

Jerry got Hapiped last month at a Kid Rock show... you can harly recognise him as his mouth is covered in cold sores!

Hapiped by pattyCake March 8, 2014

hampiece 

a word of insult to call someone acting like a colossal, grotesque, flabby vagina

I don't understand why your being such a hampiece right now; it's only midnight and i need a wing-man.

hampiece by 3dUdesChIllin September 23, 2011

Hampie 

A napkin in which one ejaculates into

I need to clean my room, there’s hampies everywhere

Hampie by Sosicksonasty June 12, 2020

hampire 

A fat psychobilly girl.

"Check out that hampire! Her tits are almost as huge as her hair!"

hampire by LexiconDevil July 2, 2008

Hampire 

A human who thinks they're a vampire. Usually a twitard.

Used in the same way "Wigger" is.

"Man did you hear that crazy chick the other day in class?"

"Yeah man, total hampire, I'd stay away from her."

"Who the fuck wouldn't?"

Hampire by Gloomcircuit April 3, 2012