A Piece of piping which contains slices of ham, which have usually been warmed up on a radiator. The most common use of a hampipe is to gain sexual pleasure.
by Roganator October 30, 2008
Get the Hampipe mug.An overweight figure, most commonly found lurking about goth clubs after the successful plunder of a local Honeybaked location. By the trail of honey glaze, the Hampire is armed with a bodily odor so foul, that it asphyxiates those caught in the wake of its' greasy treacle. Should you encounter a Hampire, it is said that the best defense against the foul pantry-dweller, is a good pair of cross-training shoes: If it can't keep up with you, the Hampire will soon loose all interest in you, favoring the closest emochilde it can snack upon.
"Hey, where'd my sandwich go, and why does it smell like rancid bacon on this patio?"
"Damn dude, did you see the size of that Hampire that went past? That Gloomcow almost stuck me to the floor with how much patchouli was funked onto her!"
"Damn dude, did you see the size of that Hampire that went past? That Gloomcow almost stuck me to the floor with how much patchouli was funked onto her!"
by Col. Harland Sanders March 4, 2009
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by pattyCake March 8, 2014
Get the Hapiped mug.I don't understand why your being such a hampiece right now; it's only midnight and i need a wing-man.
by 3dUdesChIllin September 23, 2011
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"Yeah man, total hampire, I'd stay away from her."
"Who the fuck wouldn't?"
"Yeah man, total hampire, I'd stay away from her."
"Who the fuck wouldn't?"
by Gloomcircuit April 3, 2012
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