hammy slammy

Recieving a hand job from a filipino bar girl aka "buy me drinky girl." Usually with baby oil for lubrication.

Lance Corporal Wright "hey bro! what do you want to do tonight"

Lance Corporal Oden "I dunno man, maybe we should go get some hammy slammys out in kin tonight!"

by Jeffery Wright April 29, 2008

Hammy Slammy

When you get extremely wasted. Hammered and slammed put together.

Girl did you get hammy slammy last night? Shit yeah, I got hammy slammy.

by kittykaturmom May 13, 2018

hammy sammy

A ham sandwich

Had a nice hammy sammy for lunch today.

by Fuzzymonkey1 March 25, 2016

Hammy Sammy Harvy Stacy Party

When you suck your own dick while your girl licks her pussy while listening to Stacy's Mom by Fountains of Wayne and record it to send to Harvy Weinstein

Guy 1: John looks happy today
Guy 2: Well, I heard last night his girlfriend agreed to have a Hammy Sammy Harvy Stacy Party

Guy 1: Lucky bastard

by Jorge_pro March 19, 2019

Hammy Sammy

Another way of saying you're hammered.

Dude those white claw surges have me feelin hammy sammy! Let's go break some mailboxes!

by GeedEater December 9, 2024