Definitions by GeedEater

Breakfast 

Something that is simple to achieve; someone who is easily defeated.

Cooper can’t even bench two plates anymore and his reflexes are slow—there’s no doubt I could take him in a fight. He’s Breakfast, after all.

Breakfast by GeedEater January 16, 2025

Hammy Sammy 

Another way of saying you're hammered.

Dude those white claw surges have me feelin hammy sammy! Let's go break some mailboxes!

Hammy Sammy by GeedEater December 9, 2024

Broccoli Squid 

The unfortunate combination of someone being both a Broccoli Head and a Squid. This mutational crossover happens when a dude has the negative traits of each stereotype. They are very common at American universities, specifically in fraternities.

Broccoli Squid attributes:
- Mobbing gyms in large groups
- Exclusively drinking seltzers
- Listening to mumble rap
- Using words such as "rizz" and "huzz"
- Having TikTok be their personality
- Wearing pajamas, wifebeaters and a gold chain
- Lacking social awareness

That group of Broccoli Squids over there are doing tiktok dances in front of the bench press! Not again!

Broccoli Squid by GeedEater December 9, 2024

Gimme my keys

When someone drunk insists on driving home. Why waste money on an uber when god created a vehicle for you to drive?

“That sidewalk slammer didn’t even touch me. Gimme my keys!”

Gimme my keys by GeedEater December 2, 2022