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Hammerfaced 

The state of being so far beyond hammered and shitfaced that you combine the two into one kick ass word.
"Yo Kev, how drunk were you last night?"

"Man I was hammerfaced."

hammerball 

I'll Kick your ass at hammerball bitch

hammercocking 

The act of whacking someone so hard with ones erect penis it leaves sizeable marks and redness and warmth and possible bruises.
I knight you my fair lady, now scooch down for your hammercocking so I can officialise it.
hammercocking by Adie88 September 29, 2018

Hammerfucked

Kitchen term Meaning burnt, Overcooked , or ruined beyond saving....
-Blown out Risotto or over cooked pasta= hammerfucked
-“Hey, how do my croutons look?” *charcoal* “hammerfucked!”
-“Did you see that steak?” “Yeah... hammerfucked” “what was the temp supposed to be?” “Rare” * definitely med-well
Spanish translation- Chinga de Martillo

hammerhawk

A hammerhawk is a male person who,
(a) observes, looks, stares, gazes, whether intentionally or by recklessness, at the exposed or partially exposed genetalia of another man;
(b) encourages, abets, facilitates, compels, whether intentionally or by recklessness, the exposure of his genetalia in a manner reasonably expected to be in the view of other male persons; or
(c) negligently engages in conduct unbecoming of a man.
"Rick is such a hammerhawk! He always checks out my junk in the shower!"

"Yo, that's sheer hammerhawkery!"
hammerhawk by Mike Hart March 26, 2007

hammerbang 

To be used in replace of and in conjunction with the term paperbag. Generally speaking, if you are under the influence of alcohol you are much more likely to lay a paperbagger without having the wherewithal to put the paperbag on. This constitutes a hammerbang. The term encompasses all kinds of people, men and women, that you would otherwise not bang if you weren't hammered.
Anthony: Would you date her?
Cameron: Fuck no.
Anthony: But will you bang her again?
Cameron: The best shes getting from me is a hammerbang, if shes that lucky.
Anthony: So you regret it?
Cameron: Not really man, DIFTS. Shes the epitome of a paperbagger or hammerbang, how many of you can say you've done what I've done?
hammerbang by HAMMERBANG March 19, 2008