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Hammerfaced 

The state of being so far beyond hammered and shitfaced that you combine the two into one kick ass word.
"Yo Kev, how drunk were you last night?"

"Man I was hammerfaced."

hammerball 

Violent eastern european team based game
I'll Kick your ass at hammerball bitch

hammercocking 

The act of whacking someone so hard with ones erect penis it leaves sizeable marks and redness and warmth and possible bruises.
I knight you my fair lady, now scooch down for your hammercocking so I can officialise it.
hammercocking by Adie88 September 29, 2018

Hammerfucked

Kitchen term Meaning burnt, Overcooked , or ruined beyond saving....
-Blown out Risotto or over cooked pasta= hammerfucked
-“Hey, how do my croutons look?” *charcoal* “hammerfucked!”
-“Did you see that steak?” “Yeah... hammerfucked” “what was the temp supposed to be?” “Rare” * definitely med-well
Spanish translation- Chinga de Martillo

hammerhawk

A hammerhawk is a male person who,
(a) observes, looks, stares, gazes, whether intentionally or by recklessness, at the exposed or partially exposed genetalia of another man;
(b) encourages, abets, facilitates, compels, whether intentionally or by recklessness, the exposure of his genetalia in a manner reasonably expected to be in the view of other male persons; or
(c) negligently engages in conduct unbecoming of a man.
"Rick is such a hammerhawk! He always checks out my junk in the shower!"

"Yo, that's sheer hammerhawkery!"
hammerhawk by Mike Hart March 26, 2007

hammerbang 

To be used in replace of and in conjunction with the term paperbag. Generally speaking, if you are under the influence of alcohol you are much more likely to lay a paperbagger without having the wherewithal to put the paperbag on. This constitutes a hammerbang. The term encompasses all kinds of people, men and women, that you would otherwise not bang if you weren't hammered.
Anthony: Would you date her?
Cameron: Fuck no.
Anthony: But will you bang her again?
Cameron: The best shes getting from me is a hammerbang, if shes that lucky.
Anthony: So you regret it?
Cameron: Not really man, DIFTS. Shes the epitome of a paperbagger or hammerbang, how many of you can say you've done what I've done?
hammerbang by HAMMERBANG March 19, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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