Hackerjack 

Someone who claims they can fix broken computers, laptops, cars, TVs, microwaves, school buses, VCRs, impacted teeth, gutters, fences, garage doors, plumbing, commercial vehicles, bathtubs, with either using a Estwing Hammer, Chainsaw, Meat Clever, or Jack Hammer while recovering from a bad hangover the night before.

Work Habits:

Usually stumbles into work after a 24 hour raided party that caused them to post bail, and just after watching Jerry Springer, and can do so because they are related to the boss.

TV Shows a Hackerjack likes:

McHales Navy, F-Troop, Jerry Springer, WWF, and COPS (see how many friends are on there)

It's a type person who refuses to listen to expert advise or opinions, and claims to be talented enough to be either a brain surgeon, rocket scientist, rock star, president, or WWF wrestler all at the same time - and is never wrong about anything.

A Hackerjack maybe your next car or bus mechanic that works on your vehicle, but isn't qualified, so he hacks away at it.

Hackerjack by Jack Smidey January 11, 2008

hackensack 

hackensack is basically a big city with 43,000 or more people. it has a high school population of about 2000 students or more. the upper part is the rich section and the downtown part is the ghetto part. that part has drugs and gangs. thats where the projects at. u no.

hackensack high school

hackensack by klsdfjlasj May 20, 2006

Hackensack 

Hackensack is a city in Bergen County New Jersey about 10 miles west of New York City. Although Hackensack feels like its damn near Newark because of its high minority population, it's not. Bergen County is mainly white while hackensack might be one of the most mixed places by race in the country. The city has about 43,000 people and it's demographic make up is around 40% white, 25% black, 26% Hispanic, 6% asian, 10% other, and 1% Native Amercan.

-Whoa you look like your black, asian, white, and cuban!!

-thats because im from hackensack.

Hackensack by bp92387 January 1, 2009

European Hackeysack Nipples

nipples on an individual that are just eccentric in color, size, and structure. They are often described as unusual dinner plates, tending to be honed by females more than males due to the capacity of their breasts.

"Bernie was really attracted to Lulu until he witnessed her European Hackeysack Nipples while on their third date"

European Hackeysack Nipples by Kyle32 June 3, 2008

hackensack high school 

Hackensack high school has Maywood the white people, Rochelle Park the drug users, and Hackensack the ratchets. Oops wait forgot about the smallest town in Bergen county south hackensack. A high school where you can find weaves and used condoms on the floor as well as a few dead cockroaches here and there. Nothing works and everything is broken including the pool. The only thing lower than their pants are their grades.

Dude: Yo I just got this ugly ass nude.
Guy: is it from hackensack high school?

hackensack high school by RatchetnationHHS November 19, 2013

Hickerlacker 

A demon.
A vile creature, made from a green wax-like substance.
Said to strike fear into the hearts of those who dare look upon it.
Commonly found along the East coast of England.
Preys on young children.

"Don't go out after dark children, or the Hickerlacker will get you!"
"Hickerlacker Hickerlacker Hickerlacker, RUN!"

Hickerlacker by LadyMidnight September 11, 2012

hackjack 

verb: to use wireless technology to hijack a motor vehicle that uses wireless technology.

Some really messed-up dude hacked into my car's computer to hackjack it by turning off the engine and starting the wipers.

hackjack by ShadeyHillRanch August 16, 2015