Hammercock
When That guy enters the room swinging his giant Hammercock, there will be no women left for the rest of us.
Hammercock by StinkySteve April 29, 2014
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Hammercock
A revenge tactic in while a male tricks female into stand/holding a bent over doggy-style position. Then proceeds to run full bore towards ramming his hammercock into her vagina/anus thus impaling her and exacting revenge. Can also be applied to oral impaling.
"That hoe cheated on me so I hammercocked her ass!"
"My stupid teacher gave me a bad grade on my test so I hammercocked her mouth."
"Shut up or I'm going to hammercock your mouth!!"
"My stupid teacher gave me a bad grade on my test so I hammercocked her mouth."
"Shut up or I'm going to hammercock your mouth!!"
Hammercock by Gogogosan September 4, 2009
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hammercocking
The act of whacking someone so hard with ones erect penis it leaves sizeable marks and redness and warmth and possible bruises.
hammercocking by Adie88 September 29, 2018
Hammerfucked
-Blown out Risotto or over cooked pasta= hammerfucked
-“Hey, how do my croutons look?” *charcoal* “hammerfucked!”
-“Did you see that steak?” “Yeah... hammerfucked” “what was the temp supposed to be?” “Rare” * definitely med-well
Spanish translation- Chinga de Martillo
-“Hey, how do my croutons look?” *charcoal* “hammerfucked!”
-“Did you see that steak?” “Yeah... hammerfucked” “what was the temp supposed to be?” “Rare” * definitely med-well
Spanish translation- Chinga de Martillo
Hammerfucked by DeCHEFticon420 June 5, 2020
Hammerchucks
Hammerchucks by Ho-Chunk Tega June 17, 2013
hammerfuck
Wow its a beautiful Spring day. I think I should find a ripe little Asian pussy and hammerfuck the shaved wet slit into next week.
hammerfuck by DankDonk May 17, 2006
Hammerfucked
Word used to described being hit by a gravity hammer and dying instantly in Halo 3. Word invented by Flawless Wicked and Knockuout21 in a 2v2 game on the second day after halo 3 released.
Hammerfucked by Flawless Wicked October 22, 2007
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