Hammer smash 

The act where two or more men either accidentaly or intentionally smash or hit their penis'(Hammer) together. The act could be taken as sexual or accidental.

"Hey big boy, wanna come over and play some hammer smash?"

"Bob and I were in the locker room shower when he passed by me and we accidentally played hammer smash!"

Hammer smash by Heninator December 19, 2006

Hammer Smashed Face

Drunk to an extreme degree.

Pat: "Dude, i fel like shit. what happened last night?"
Alex:"You were more than drunk man, you were hammer smashed face!"

Hammer Smashed Face by vvalkyrie April 26, 2011

hammer smashed

Taken from the cannibal corpse song "hammer smashed face" it can be used as a descriptive word detailing how drunk someone is.

Fuckin hell man, that guy is hammer smashed.

hammer smashed by Iain MacDonald August 1, 2007

smashing the hammer

Of or relating to the act of studying. The continuation of chipping away at a difficult problem.

“You smashing the hammer tonight?”

“Yeah dude, I’ll be in the library.”

smashing the hammer by SylusPratt September 25, 2019

Hammersmashed 

The most metal way possible to be drunk. For this state to be attained, inebriation should reach the point whereupon:

A) One's head starts involuntarily thrashing violently back and forth at an alarming rate.

B) One's speech is reduced to an unintelligible series of grunts and guttural utterances.

Once the above has been achieved, conversation should immediately be shifted to the subject of torturous, gory methods of murder. Hangovers should ideally involve waking up feeling AND looking like one's face has been smashed in with a hammer.

Residents of New England, particularly those hailing from Buffalo, New York, will often find this feat much simpler than peoples residing elsewhere.

Bar patron #1: Look at this guy over here, he's getting completely hammersmashed.

Bar patron #2: Yeah, I feel sorry for his head, neck and throat tomorrow morning.

Hammersmashed by Somnambulizt September 8, 2009

hammersmashed 

to get extremely drunk or intoxicated

"let's get hammersmashed tonight!!!"
"I was hammersmashed last night, I don't remember thing!!"

hammersmashed by chawke December 3, 2007