Ham Hocked

When a guy goes down on you and you squeeze his head with your muscular girl thighs.

"Dude, she ham hocked me so hard when I ate her out...I literally almost suffocated!"

Ham Hocked by jkface August 24, 2016

Ham Hocked

Someone getting pounded during sex. Usually full length penetration. This can be used in opposite sex (straight) or same sex (gay men) sexual partners. Also could be referred to a woman pegging a man.

Wow! She/he is really getting ham hocked by that guy.

Ham Hocked by Viewpoint10 February 10, 2024

Ham Hockers

A large pair of typically juicy breasts found primarly in regions of redneck heritage

I’m gunna take a long look at those big ham hockers, while I play with my cocker.

Ham Hockers by Ebfantastic January 28, 2018

Hammocked 

When you get stuck in the hammock because it is so damn comfy!

Dude, I was going to get a beer half an hour ago but I got hammocked and couldn't get up!

Hammocked by bikindaf July 28, 2009

hamhocked 

Highest degree of drunkeness before death.

After my 14th white Russian I yacked my shit and realized I was hamhocked.

hamhocked by Herbie Hamhock June 6, 2003

Hamshocked 

When someone puts you upside down and hits your head off the ground

Nathan: Did you see that video of the guy getting killed from a fight in cork?!

Joe: Yeah man, he got hamshocked.

Hamshocked by dannyhowyoufweel December 28, 2019

Hammocked 

making plans and not executing it at all

"damn, we just got hammocked, he didnt even show up to his own plan tf dude" *cough john -C.L

Hammocked by lamchop916 November 2, 2011