ham bushing
When your old lady's vagina is so hammered out your better off putting a ham in her vagina and pulling the bone out of the center and pounding that hole
ham bushing by Mike Hunt Dodge November 23, 2014
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Ham Bushing
Will: I'm dating this chick and I like her ok but her pussy is like sticking my dick in the grand canyon.
Larry: Man, all you need is a ham bushing.
Will: WTF is that?
Larry: All you gotta do is go get you a ham from Walmart, spread her legs apart, throw the ham in there and pull out the bone. Tighten it right up!
Will: 🙄
Larry: Man, all you need is a ham bushing.
Will: WTF is that?
Larry: All you gotta do is go get you a ham from Walmart, spread her legs apart, throw the ham in there and pull out the bone. Tighten it right up!
Will: 🙄
Ham Bushing by It's like that October 30, 2020
Related Words
ham bushing • Ham Bashing • ham • Ham Bone • Ham Wallet • Ham Doctor • ham and egger • ham'd • ham slam • ham and cheese
Ham Bashing
A term for the collective Poker Club members efforts to poke fun at someone who continually loses at cards and makes additional side bets which cause even more cash losses. Term is closely related to Ham Gravy.
Wow, that new meme highlighting three straight months of losing at cards certainly adds to the Ham Bashing.
Ham Bashing by WC_WEB June 23, 2020
Ham bashing
Common situation where men jealous of character, intelligence, and handsomeness of a friend/colleague/acquaintance make unwarranted negative comments and/or create hurtful MEMEs to try and make them feel better about themselves.
The pokerrrr guys had such empty lives they had to do serious HAM BASHING to avoid depression and low self esteem.
Ham bashing by SlamiltonVA June 23, 2020
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