Halfed

When your spouse wants a divorced and she wants half of everything (I.e your money) that you have.

Bob: “Man, Janet wants a divorce and she halfed me for my money!”
Tom: Shoulda signed a prenup.

by gamernut0001 January 13, 2020

halfed

coping someone out
snitching on them
hince the name halfed half of a 100
is 50 cops five o

"He used to go hard till he halfed dat dude out"

by fifth degree March 3, 2009

Haled out

Getting a little too messed up or hurting from a previous day.

Tom - "Hey Mr. Hales- lets go hit up some beers"
Mr Hales - "No dude - I am totally Haled Out from what you put me through last night"
Tom- "You really need to quit getting so Haled Out"

by Tom McKeznei April 9, 2008

halfenfreude

Reveling in personal gain associated with someone else's loss; not to be confused with schadenfreude, in which one takes pleasure from another's pain.

After hearing the news that a new freelancer had bombed on a writing project, Alan and Laura, also freelance writers, felt a rush of halfenfreude at the prospect of additional work.

by porkalvin December 11, 2010

buckled halfer

faulty human being.incapable of carrying out tasks,both physical and mental,expected of average conventional person.
not applicable to those suffering from diagnosed medical conditions.
can be either a temporary or permanent state of being.
term of abuse used to indicate the ridiculous behaviour of an individual.

only a buckled halfer would tweet pictures of their own genitals.

what kind of buckled halfer are you?

by Nesty. January 4, 2012

Halfdare

A manak like figure. Known to be very obnoxious and has very little common sense. Halfdares are also known for not responding to text messages or on Facebook chat. A halfdare might also be skilled at golf, and a little chubby.

(Manak) A kid would be walking down the hallway and you would say "What a halfdare." and the kid would respond, "I like timeouts and Juhie."

Another example is that Halfdares are known for the saying, "Play your own game!!!!!"

by smart man999 June 10, 2011

34 and a halfer

someone who can suck their penis or vagina,69ing by themselves.

that circus freak is so limber he can suck his own dick, he don't need a partner to 69,thats a 34 and a halfer.

taking matters into your own mouth.

if you want something done right, do it yourself.

by snatchtrapp October 20, 2008