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Dimwitted person. Simpleton. Slow. Stupid. Dullard.
People who put people's names on here to slag them off.
halfwit by GayRevolutionary July 5, 2003

halftime head 

To give or receive head during the halftime of a sporting event (at the privacy of your house).
The game was great, but I was looking forward to the halftime head from my girlfriend!
halftime head by akkon85 January 19, 2007

Half tit 

When you see a half tit on a female and have to go and bash one out
J: *whispering* look, half tit
R: wow
J: sorry but I’ve got to go bash one out over that
Half tit by jbutty/half tit November 22, 2018

halftime hoe 

a girl that is a hoe half the time
a girl who is a hoe half the time you see her wit some other dudes trying to get pimped then when u see her she acts like she aint no hoe that is a halftime hoe
halftime hoe by hallmark apt August 18, 2011
current president for the u.s. of a.
halfwit by Q March 6, 2004

Hillsboro halftimers 

Hillsboro halftimers

was a dance group that was at Hillsboro High school in Nashville TN back in the day but it came back in 2014 with lexi Pendergrass and Fantasia Edmondson and the in 2015 Goria Cunningham Jr was on the dance team from 2015 - 2016 from his junior year to senior year
Hillsboro halftimers

was a dance group that was at Hillsboro High school in Nashville TN back in the day but it came back in 2014 with lexi Pendergrass and Fantasia Edmondson and the in 2015 Goria Cunningham Jr was on the dance team from 2015 - 2016 from his junior year to senior year
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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