This person is very funny and lives to eat soup. Some would say this type of person is gay too. But in reality they like both, girls and boys. Don't go near this person without reading this definition, they are scary.
“Damn this holychild666 person is really gay.” “yeah, I heard they are very scary yet funny too.”
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle bitermay be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"