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Half-life 3

It's the name of a game that doesn't exist and will never exist.
It's often used to tease Half-Life fans.
Example: Here we have Q, who is a Half-Life fan, and V is going to tease Q.
V: "Hey man, Half-Life 3 just got released!"
Q: "Dih!"

VALVE RELEASE HL3!!
Half-life 3 by 22chim October 29, 2025
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Half Life 3 

A game that was confirmed 10 years ago from this very year yet is still not released.
Half Life 3 by Edgy child December 8, 2017

Half Life 3 

A fictional game that many people claim to have heard announced but never came out (a case of the mandela effect)
Half Life 3 by wenisses May 11, 2019

Half life 3 

The Game that will never exist
Half life 3 by FlimsyBomb July 13, 2015

Half life 3 

A game which descended from the heavens in the year 2020
Half life 3 by Mglitcher June 21, 2015

Half Life 3 

The speculated predacessor to Half Life 2: Episode 3.

Though Valve has confirmed that episode three will be the last in the current story arc, they have promised that the Half Life games will continue, most likley through the "episodic medium" they are currently being delivered in.

**Speculation from the next game being the actual anticipated HL3 can be justified by noting that the plot lines of Half Life 1 and 2 are different from one another, so in Valve's admission that the series will not end at Episode 3, it can be inferred that the next title will be HL3**

One thing certain about Half Life 3 is that it will be the continuation of the greatest game ever made, aside from portal, which is tied with half life for that title.
From an interview with Valve on www.stuffwelike.com/stuffwelike /2007/12/12/half-life-3 -world-exclusive/

"TS-SWL: Are there any current plans after Episode 3 to have a Half Life 3?

DL: We haven’t announced anything specific, but Half-Life won’t end at Episode Three – hang on to your crowbars!"
Half Life 3 by Glassweaver April 13, 2008

Half Life 3 

1. A game by Valve yet to be announced.
2. To describe something as highly unlikely and wanted by a lot of people.
1. Half Life 3 on Steam: $33.33
2. Jesus' second coming is officially Half Life 3.
Half Life 3 by WhyDoTheseExistNow November 21, 2019
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