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Half-Mom 

Your Best Friends mom who is like a mom to you so she is your half-mom
Thank you Half-Mom! Your daughter, my best friend, will love it!
Half-Mom by Jade Craze June 2, 2020

half past ur mom 

phrase used as an answer to the question: "what time is it?" ...when you don't feel like checking or telling the person.
Me: "What time is it?"
Amanda: "Umm...Half past your mom? =| "
half past ur mom by martha July 21, 2005

2 and a Half Mommies 

When a girl has a kid, Finds a MILF, then the girl and the MILF can call each other mommy and the kid calls both of them mommy. But don't call the kid mommy because that's fucking weird.
Abby is into the 2 and a Half Mommies setup