25 definitions by martha

exit interview

An exit interview is the conversation that you have with your boyfriend/girlfriend after you break up. During this conversation you set bounderies for future communication, and you discuss how good or bad the relationship was.

"It's been real, it's been fun, but it hasen't been real fun.." OR "You suck, beat it Corky.."

by martha May 03, 2004

counter strike

more addicting than crack. i hate it i love it. i love to hate it.

dick blisters

by martha March 31, 2003

creepy

A strong form of Maryjuana. Chronic.

I smoked some good creepy last night.

by martha March 24, 2004

Croatian butter thrust

The Croatian butter thrust is an ancient sex practice that dates back to 200 A.D., and is a fun alternative to lube as well as a great bonding experience for couples. The first step is for a guy to start having sex with a girl. Right when he is about to cum, he pulls out and shoves a stick of butter up her vagina instead. Then, he proceeds to fuck her with the stick of butter until it melts. Warning: this can sometimes be very messy.

John: bro I gave Maria a Croatian butter thrust last night, it was so intense!

Craig: I wondered why your couch was so oily today!

by martha August 23, 2014

half past ur mom

phrase used as an answer to the question: "what time is it?" ...when you don't feel like checking or telling the person.

Me: "What time is it?"
Amanda: "Umm...Half past your mom? =| "

by martha July 06, 2005

Isaacishish

1. To show signs of acting like Isaac, especially in science-fiction areas, during everyday conversation.
2. The act of repeatedly impressing your friends with witty banter, much like an episode of Gilmore Girls or a person who is Kristerrific.

Oh, that Darvil cracks me up! He is so freaking Isaacishish!!

by martha March 19, 2003

hot topic

A store that sells a certain type of clothing. It cannot control the type of people that shop there. It's actually a pretty reliable place to get some good stuff. (in my opinion) It's not unorigional of course because it IS a popular store afterall. But is that really Hot Topics fault? I think people shouldn't insult such a thing. It's prices may be high but hey, everythings overpriced. Those bastards.

Poser #1: Hey guys, let's all go to hot topic because all the punks shop there!
Poser #2: Hey guys, let's all hate hot topic because all the posers shop there!
Normal Person #1: Hey guys, let's go to Hot Topic because i like the stuff they sell
Normal Person #2: Hey guys, let's not go to hot topic because i hate the stuff they sell.

by martha May 27, 2004