martha's definitions

meatwad

used to desbribe a story or memory where 'you had to be there'...if someone tells a story and thinks its HILARIOUS...but no one else laughs or gets it...because 'you had to be there'...its is meatwad moment

Ryan: "OMG it was so funny...Billy got hit by a car and it was the funniest thing....HAHAHAHHAH **cracking up**"
Martha: "**straight face**...Meatwad?"
Ryan: "ahh yea.....**continues laughing**"

by martha April 17, 2005

Bixen

1. (n.) Variation of vixen
2. (n.) Any person with a lousy computer
3. (adj.) Crappy Computer

That guy's computer gets pwned by an Imac. He must be a bixen.

by Martha July 1, 2003

hot topic

A store that sells a certain type of clothing. It cannot control the type of people that shop there. It's actually a pretty reliable place to get some good stuff. (in my opinion) It's not unorigional of course because it IS a popular store afterall. But is that really Hot Topics fault? I think people shouldn't insult such a thing. It's prices may be high but hey, everythings overpriced. Those bastards.

Poser #1: Hey guys, let's all go to hot topic because all the punks shop there!
Poser #2: Hey guys, let's all hate hot topic because all the posers shop there!
Normal Person #1: Hey guys, let's go to Hot Topic because i like the stuff they sell
Normal Person #2: Hey guys, let's not go to hot topic because i hate the stuff they sell.

by Martha May 27, 2004

scrapper

someone who is always asking people for money, food, clothes, anything that is easily accessible...but they are too lazy to get it themselves...also known as a scavenger

Heather: "Can I borrow 50 cents?"
Me: *coughscrappercough*

by martha April 17, 2005

manteca

the drug we call heroin

I like to get a hold of some manteca.

by martha March 24, 2004

chocha

female genitals

My boyfriends likes my chocha

by martha March 24, 2004

butters

noun: a person who is "on someones dick/tit" meaning, they always follow someone around and it seems like there is a perpetual one inch string attached from the person...

buttery, adjective: having the characteristic of a butters

noun--Heather always follows me around, she is butters.

adjective--Sometimes she is very buttery and it pisses me off

by martha April 17, 2005