half masting
when your pooping and realize your out of t.p. and have to waddle with your pants around your ankles or knees to go to the hallway closet to get more toilet paper.
half masting by vloky July 1, 2004
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Half Masting
When you have half of a boner. Kind of like a chub. You cannot control it. It is just there. Big and thick.
Half Masting by My turbin is dirty April 16, 2012
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half masting • half mastin • Half Masking • Half-Massing It • Half-life 2 • half life • Half and half • HALF-BAKED • Half • Half a Fag
half mastin
The act of having sex without a full erection. Usually occurs when one is conciously grossed out by the person he is having sex with, but engaging her in sexual intercourse anyway just for the sake of busting a nut or due to sheer boredom. Almost always is sensationaless and unsatisfying, and prevalence almost always increases when drugs and alchohol are involved.
"Yo you fuck that bitch last night"?
"Yea, it was awful though, she was so doggish I was half mastin but I went through with it anyway cuz I'm a trooper."
"Yea, it was awful though, she was so doggish I was half mastin but I went through with it anyway cuz I'm a trooper."
half mastin by c slappa March 29, 2010
half mastin
half mastin by C_Los July 15, 2006
Half-Massing It
Comparative to the term Half-ass, although this is only used in church settings. A half Masser will leave Mass early because they feel that their time is too important to waste on staying the entire mass. The most common time to spot a Half-Masser is right before or during the final hymn of the mass, because they want to miss out on the massive cluster fuck that occurs in the parking lot immediate following Mass.
Half Massers are only above people who attend Mass once a year in terms of how much they are hated in the religious society.
Half Massers are only above people who attend Mass once a year in terms of how much they are hated in the religious society.
...And God shed his ligggghhhht onnnn ussssss!!! ... Oh... Christ, there goes those Johnsons, I swear they are Half-Massing It every Sunday!
Half-Massing It by MrDomino December 28, 2007
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