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Hairy meat patties
Hairy meat patties are collage sorority girls with hairy wore out vaginas. They may have been stuffed with shampoo bottles. Or possibly a large scholng or fist.
Hairy meat patties by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022
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Hairy O
Dude have you seen Kristys Hairy O?
I was at McCoys place last night and she was showing it to everyone.
I was at McCoys place last night and she was showing it to everyone.
Hairy O by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022
hairy goat
hairy goat by cookiesandtits March 12, 2015
Hairhole
The rim, commonly found on mammals, where hair sprouts from. Its function is to control the expulsion of feces, but can be used during anal intercourse as a form of pleasure.
I am so embarrassed, I was trying to trim my hairhole last night and my mom walked in on me and saw my baby meat.
Hairhole by Captain Cumsh0t June 15, 2010
hairyniggaballs
Some amazing and at the same time retarded meme accounts that provide the kind of humor the gang and the hoods need (as the name makes It clear).
hairyniggaballs by Gangdefinitions November 26, 2021
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Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation
The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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swamp dog
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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