Hairy meat patties are collage sorority girls with hairy wore out vaginas. They may have been stuffed with shampoo bottles. Or possibly a large scholng or fist.
The rim, commonly found on mammals, where hair sprouts from. Its function is to control the expulsion of feces, but can be used during anal intercourse as a form of pleasure.
I am so embarrassed, I was trying to trim my hairhole last night and my mom walked in on me and saw my baby meat.