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hairy nipples 

extremely gross hair around the nipple region of male.
Russell has large hairy nipples, but he consistently denies it.
hairy nipples by chaleco August 1, 2006

Hairy Nipples 

Someone you don't like, or are disgusted by. May infect you with the hairy nipple virus. Most often a fat female. WIll try to rape you while you're asleep. All limbs that come in contact with this person MUST be amputated. Italian males are particularly susceptible to contract this disease and have the worst immunity.

Someone you avoid at ALL costs.
"I saw "Hairy Nipples" the other day.."
"Shit! Did she infect you?"

"It's Hairy Nipples!!!"
"Don't hide behind me, where am I supposed
Hairy Nipples by wealouche November 13, 2010

Hairy nipples 

Ew grandpa don't shove your hairy nipples into my face!

Hairy Nipples 

Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Hairy Nipples:

"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.

I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."

Hex the Dolls:

"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"

Hairy-Nipples 

Used to describe someone who resembles Victoria Sweeney.
Wow, her hairy-nipples remind me of Victoria.
Hairy-Nipples by Anonymous February 27, 2003

Hairry Nipples 

A disturbing growth around the nipple, the carrier is too god damn lazy to shave it off. may be referred to as chest pubes.
Frankie, shave your hairry nipples you sick bastard.
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