Hairy M & M

A disgusting or unpleasant surprise, like finding a hairy M & M half way through the bag.

I was dry heaving like I just found a hairy M & M.

by FuzzyDuffer November 22, 2011

Harry M

A name used to describe a posh enterprising business man.

Dude, you've sold so many cookies, your a Harry M.

by curtains111 December 19, 2011

harry m

the most respectful younger brother anyone can ask for, the cutest patootest bro everr

EVERYONE NEEDS A HARRY M IN THEIR LIFE!!!!

by minniemouse3477 May 21, 2024

I'm washing my hair

A polite alternative to telling someone to 'fuck off' when asked on a date. Often used by Christians and others who prefer to let someone down gently.

"Thanks for the offer, Rich, but I'm washing my hair that night. Praise the lord"

by Urbanbond May 2, 2014

if there's hair... i'm there

a variation to "if there's grass on the field play ball."

Jim: Hey man, what do you think about the new crop of freshmen girls? They're looking younger every year.

Howie: Sheeit, fool. If there's hair... I'm there!

by money shots May 16, 2008