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hairy bear 

A large and extremely hairy guy that you don't want to mess with.
Brittney would rather be with a hairy bear like James Gandolfini than a ripped hairless fag like Vin Diesel and all of the guys on the show Jersey Shore.

Hairy Bear Fairy

The mystical spirit of facial hair, who often wakes up prejudiced towards a type or types of facial hair or lack there of and causes physical, emotional, or mental harm to those he wakes up prejudiced to.
"Dude, I wasn't gunna shower this morning before class, but the Hairy Bear Fairy woke up prejudiced towards lumberjack beards, and mine was unruly and unsightly. So in order to more thoroughly impress the ladies, I showered and tended to my lumberjack beard to appease the Hairy Bear Fairy. You wanna be on his good side man..."

arse hair beard

A wispy, dank layer of unkempt hair usually attached to the face of a tip-toed, sticky out arse, half-mast trouser wearing rocket spotter!!!!
Dave Roo ....'What the fuck is that on your face'??

Mike K .... 'It's a beard'!!!

Barry .....'Fuck off, it looks like you have shaved off your arse hairs and stuck them to your face to create an arse hair beard. Dirty Shit'!!

hair bear 

a person sporting an afro, large mass of poofy curls, or other gingantic hairstyle that approaches or exceeds the size of that person's head, often with a hair pick stuck in it for ornamentation.
Down in the front, hair bear!
hair bear by SmartyG September 8, 2006

hair bear bunch 

A gay threesome, involving males with extra weight and body hair.
Look out! That Hair Bear Bunch is going at it again!

hair bear 

also know as hurr burr, Derogatery Term used To Someone With Beautiful and long/big Hair.
Hahaha. Look at that pikey and all that hair. What a hair bear.
hair bear by Jedgreen February 14, 2008