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1) A waitress that serves up hate. To be used with words such as haterade.

2) A female hater.
1) Person 1: Kylie is a professional hatress.
Person 2: Yeah, I wonder when her shift ends.

2) That girl is the queen player hatress.
hatress by islandgirl1979 March 18, 2013
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player hatress 

a player hatress as a female player hater cockblocker grenade
a guy and a girl is in a room and the player hatress stands in between you two.
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Hateress 

Noun: A female hater, to a degree above the common case. Typically a female who would talk foul of another female because she secretly desires but lacks the qualities of that person.

This can also be applied to a male in a derogatory way, equating him to being a jealous bitch.
Hateress 1: "Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt! It's just so big! It's disgusting! She must be one of those rap guy's girlfriends..."
Hateress 2: "I know. Yuk."
Hateress 1: "Come on, Becky, let's go snort some coke and throw up out lunch now."
Hateress 2: "K."
Hateress by Jro78 December 18, 2008
Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.
Hatless by dtraj September 5, 2012

Hapression

The feeling of hatred and depression simultaniously.
I feel such hapression right now.
Hapression by XxXSpasticXxX March 30, 2017

Hapressed 

I’m happy, but not satisfied. I’m hapressed.
Hapressed by jjmoney18 August 1, 2018
To stroke/caress someone's hair, either in a creepy or affectionate way.
"I love it when my boyfriend hairesses me, it's just so cute"

Jenny: That disabled kid, Jared, came up to me in the courtyard and just started hairessing me for no reason.

Shaniqua: Oh, that's creepy. But I thought the exterminator came in last wednesday
Hairess by tee mag February 19, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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