hatress 

1) A waitress that serves up hate. To be used with words such as haterade.

2) A female hater.

1) Person 1: Kylie is a professional hatress.
Person 2: Yeah, I wonder when her shift ends.

2) That girl is the queen player hatress.

hatress by islandgirl1979 March 18, 2013

player hatress 

a player hatress as a female player hater cockblocker grenade

a guy and a girl is in a room and the player hatress stands in between you two.

player hatress by Clinton Ziza Smith May 26, 2006

Hateress 

Noun: A female hater, to a degree above the common case. Typically a female who would talk foul of another female because she secretly desires but lacks the qualities of that person.

This can also be applied to a male in a derogatory way, equating him to being a jealous bitch.

Hateress 1: "Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt! It's just so big! It's disgusting! She must be one of those rap guy's girlfriends..."
Hateress 2: "I know. Yuk."
Hateress 1: "Come on, Becky, let's go snort some coke and throw up out lunch now."
Hateress 2: "K."

Hateress by Jro78 December 18, 2008

Hatless 

Without a hat.

Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.

Hatless by dtraj September 5, 2012

Hapression

The feeling of hatred and depression simultaniously.

I feel such hapression right now.

Hapression by XxXSpasticXxX March 30, 2017

Hapressed 

happy depressed depression happiness

I’m happy, but not satisfied. I’m hapressed.

Hapressed by jjmoney18 August 1, 2018

Hairess

To stroke/caress someone's hair, either in a creepy or affectionate way.

"I love it when my boyfriend hairesses me, it's just so cute"

Jenny: That disabled kid, Jared, came up to me in the courtyard and just started hairessing me for no reason.

Shaniqua: Oh, that's creepy. But I thought the exterminator came in last wednesday

Hairess by tee mag February 19, 2010