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haircock 

A bullshit word made up for dirty scrabble
haircock is not a fucking word, douche
haircock by rookie200 March 17, 2010
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Hairfuck 

v. When a male sits on the females shoulder blades or the females back of her neck a thrusts their hips back and forth with the erect penis inside the females hairbun.
"He asked for a hairfuck and got to fuck her hairbun till he came on her hair."
Hairfuck by SM4R+ii3 July 6, 2009

Hairfuck 

The act of manually creating sex hair.
'WOAH BRO YOU TOTALLY FUCKED HER'

'NO BRO I JUST GOT DOWN AND DIRTY WITH MY HANDS IN HER HAIR, A HAIRFUCK'
Hairfuck by Lily Billotti October 29, 2017
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026