Haircuck 

A person who watches people getting haircuts.

Jeremy has a special chair in the salon for watching people get their hair cut. He’s such a haircuck.

Haircuck by iXCanabelyzeXi September 29, 2025

haircock 

A bullshit word made up for dirty scrabble

haircock is not a fucking word, douche

haircock by rookie200 March 17, 2010

Hairfuck 

v. When a male sits on the females shoulder blades or the females back of her neck a thrusts their hips back and forth with the erect penis inside the females hairbun.

"He asked for a hairfuck and got to fuck her hairbun till he came on her hair."

Hairfuck by SM4R+ii3 July 6, 2009

Hairfuck 

The act of manually creating sex hair.

'WOAH BRO YOU TOTALLY FUCKED HER'

'NO BRO I JUST GOT DOWN AND DIRTY WITH MY HANDS IN HER HAIR, A HAIRFUCK'

Hairfuck by Lily Billotti October 29, 2017