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Hairfuck 

The act of manually creating sex hair.
'WOAH BRO YOU TOTALLY FUCKED HER'

'NO BRO I JUST GOT DOWN AND DIRTY WITH MY HANDS IN HER HAIR, A HAIRFUCK'
Hairfuck by Lily Billotti October 29, 2017
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hair fuck 

when a female lays her hair on the bed/couch, and lets the male hump it or jerk off with her hair.
my girlfriend layed her gorgeous silky long hair on the bed and i fucked the shit out of her hair, over and over and she let me cum in her hair as many times as i wanted, and i had such a wonderful hair fuck. I did this every day. Her hair is so silky when my cock touches it, it almost feels like i am going to cum because its so silky and soft. I love humping her long light brown hair.

She would just lay her silky light brown hair all over the bed and i would sink my cock into her hair and fuck over and over.
hair fuck by kingadz July 19, 2007

Haircuck 

A person who watches people getting haircuts.
Jeremy has a special chair in the salon for watching people get their hair cut. He’s such a haircuck.
Haircuck by iXCanabelyzeXi September 29, 2025
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026