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Hairlock 

When a pubic hair gets stuck in between your foreskin and your nub.
Guy 1:Sh*t I have hairlock
Guy 2:HAHAHAHA piss off
Hairlock by Jerrythemother December 16, 2011
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Hair Cock 

A bulge in a females bathing suit or underwear formed because of absurd amounts of pubic hair.
"I went to the beach and realized that my girlfriend had a giant hair cock."
Hair Cock by tag-nut March 21, 2009

hairycockaball 

A skinny tan guy who smells like sweat and dosent shave at all
I can smellThat hairycockaball from 10 feet away.
hairycockaball by Ieatassforlunch October 4, 2017

Haircuck 

A person who watches people getting haircuts.
Jeremy has a special chair in the salon for watching people get their hair cut. He’s such a haircuck.
Haircuck by iXCanabelyzeXi September 29, 2025

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026