haircock

A bullshit word made up for dirty scrabble

haircock is not a fucking word, douche

by rookie200 March 17, 2010

Hairlock

When a pubic hair gets stuck in between your foreskin and your nub.

Guy 1:Sh*t I have hairlock
Guy 2:HAHAHAHA piss off

by Jerrythemother December 16, 2011

Hair Cock

A bulge in a females bathing suit or underwear formed because of absurd amounts of pubic hair.

"I went to the beach and realized that my girlfriend had a giant hair cock."

by tag-nut March 21, 2009

hairycockaball

A skinny tan guy who smells like sweat and dosent shave at all

I can smellThat hairycockaball from 10 feet away.

by Ieatassforlunch October 4, 2017

Haircuck

A person who watches people getting haircuts.

Jeremy has a special chair in the salon for watching people get their hair cut. He’s such a haircuck.

by iXCanabelyzeXi September 29, 2025