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Hair Burner 

Often male, A Hair Burner is someone who has sexual intercourse in a very fast motion
At the party last night, Jacob was such a Hair Burner.
Hair Burner by Cruntsack November 30, 2013

Hair Burner 

A dick so slick it catches pubic hair on fire.
Hair Burner by yUsoMad June 7, 2011

burger hair 

did you see Marian over there? She totally has burger hair !!!!
burger hair by 1293928339.9 November 9, 2021

hairburger 

1. noun The female genitalia. Probably originated from performing the act of oral sex on a woman who doesnt trim often, However it can also apply to a female with any legth and/or style of pubic hair.

2. Used to describe the unsatisfactory attitude or demeanor of another.
1. I had a little hairburger on my lunch break but no sex.

2. Man you are such a hairburger.
hairburger by Evan Schmit December 11, 2005

Hairburner 

A negative term for a really bad hairdresser.
I told LaFonda all those damn hairburners at that big-name cosmetology school would ruin her weave!
Hairburner by joey jack 3 September 3, 2010
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026