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hairburger 

1. noun The female genitalia. Probably originated from performing the act of oral sex on a woman who doesnt trim often, However it can also apply to a female with any legth and/or style of pubic hair.

2. Used to describe the unsatisfactory attitude or demeanor of another.
1. I had a little hairburger on my lunch break but no sex.

2. Man you are such a hairburger.
hairburger by Evan Schmit December 11, 2005
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Hamburger and Sprite 

A line used several times by Jhope of BTS when talking about his favourite food in America.
"Find yourself a man who loves you like Hoseok loves hamburger and sprite"

"This is MY hamburger and sprite"

chinese hamburger 

When two chinese people get on either side of a black person making a hamburger
Last night we made a Chinese hamburger in bed
chinese hamburger by Mmmmsrxy March 23, 2017

hamburgercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper 

The ancient chant to summoning Ronald McDonald, usually accompanied by a dance ritual.
Friend One: "Hey man, what do you want?"
Friend Two: Umm, can I get a.. .. .. hamburgercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper hambugercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper hambugercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper....."
Friend One: "DAN SNAP OUT OF IT!!"
Friend Three: "RONALD HAS HIM AGAIN!"
Friend Two: hambugercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper hambugercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper hambugercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper.."

Hamburger Time 

–noun
The act of dying; the end of life; the total and permanent cessation of all the vital functions of an organism.
–verb
To cease to live; undergo the complete and permanent cessation of all vital functions; become dead.
–noun

Smoking can lead to hamburger time.

–verb
I thought it was hamburger time after that robber shot me.
Hamburger Time by MurderFace2784 November 26, 2009

Hamburger Problems 

To have a problem with someone-- to have "beef" with someone, hence hamburger problems.
This bitch be talkin' she got hamburger problems.

Evening Hamburger 

An ancient tradition derived from the earliest of civilizations. It is normally an act of solidarity, but it can be used as a social function in a group of close friends (the “boys” if you will). The fact of the matter is that it is not just a hamburger you have in the evening (a common misconception by many) but it is an action within itself, a force to be reckoned with. It is the ultimate team building event, while it can also be a very personal and eye-opening experience.
The Evening Hamburger will commence in a half an hour.
Evening Hamburger by Ritch Wilson October 9, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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