hair bear 

a person sporting an afro, large mass of poofy curls, or other gingantic hairstyle that approaches or exceeds the size of that person's head, often with a hair pick stuck in it for ornamentation.

Down in the front, hair bear!

hair bear by SmartyG September 8, 2006

hair bear 

also know as hurr burr, Derogatery Term used To Someone With Beautiful and long/big Hair.

Hahaha. Look at that pikey and all that hair. What a hair bear.

hair bear by Jedgreen February 14, 2008

hair bear bunch 

A gay threesome, involving males with extra weight and body hair.

Look out! That Hair Bear Bunch is going at it again!

hair bear bunch by ferdii6069 May 29, 2016

Bear Hair 

To have Bear Hair is to have hair that resembles animal fur on the top of your head. Some people with Bear Hair have been quoted on having an animal mounted to their heads, because their hair is that Bearish.

Jack: So have you seen Owen's Bear Hair, it looks like he has a dead cat on the top of his head.

Owen: Shut up Jack!

Jack: Get that hair soughted then!

Bear Hair by cazzatheapache May 7, 2010

Bear Hair 

When a girls pubicare is severly clumpy and tall, aswell as having cum, sweat and other substances all mixed

"Did you know Dayna has 'bear hair' its really gross!"

Bear Hair by themixerupper September 25, 2017

Bear Hair Rash 

Also known as BHR, when a sleuth of gay bears, without shirts on, in a densely populated night club brush past each other with excessive force, trying to move around and pretend to be dancing , often making sexual innuendos to compensate for the lack
Of dance skills.

I have Bear Hair Rash, after a night of clubbing at a gay bear event and all the bears were rubbing their hairy body’s past me.

Bear Hair Rash by Akrikaaners August 6, 2023

hair of the bear that mauled you 

Vodka drank the next day to defeat a vodka hangover; an update of hair of the dog that bit you. Other drinks could be substituted for vodka as long as you come up with a new animal. For example, hair of the demon that violated you could be tequila.

Bruce Lee: What's in that?
Jose Contreras: Some more vodka. I'm struggling from last night, hopefully this shit will ease me up.
Bruce Lee: Ahh, hair of the bear that mauled you, huh?

hair of the bear that mauled you by benny b from the bronx August 21, 2007