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Haider A. 

This specific Haider is one of the sexiest and most intelligent guys you’ll ever meet. The first thing you’d notice are his big brown eyes and sandwich-sized abs that burst through his shirt. When you see him walk down the street you would immediately think of quitting your job and staring at him for a living. Haider likes to dominate in video games (and in real life *cough*). Legend has it Haider has successfully scammed 3729289 RL players into earning unreasonable profit. He lives on Mount Olympus and eats clouds to stay healthy. Don’t ask me why. Haider has so many friends but his best friend would probably be some super cool dude named Cameron or smth idk. Never doubt Haider. Never underestimate Haider. He is here to take your heart. And your wife. Stay safe Amigos. And as the legendary Haider would always say, “ Who needs protection when you have Haider”.
“WTFFFFF THATS HAIDER?!!! I NEED TO DATE HIM SO BADLY URGH”
I’m quitting by job to work for Haider A. I want him to dominate me.
Haider A. by bleachin November 22, 2021
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harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday 

Usually when someone is working very hard or when they tell a terrible joke and your being sarcastic that their joke is good
Guy 1- hey bro guess what
Guy 2- what
Guy 1-what is fat and goes bump at night
Guy 2-idk what
Guy 1-Ur mom!
Guy 2- wow that joke slapped harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday

harder than a wedding dick

A southern way of saying that something is as hard as a rock.
Boy, these biscuits here at Cracker Barrel are harder than a wedding dick!
harder than a wedding dick by WesNile November 26, 2007

harder than a cats 

Anything that is really, really hard. Like a cats head
Hey, Jiggy. Your boner seems really hard. Hard, like harder than a cats head!
I know. Thanks
harder than a cats by Pipksi September 16, 2013

Harder than a goats knee 

1> Donegal slang for something so complex it is only to be reffered to a goats knee, pressumibly because they are quite hard.

OR

2> Used as a phrase to describe something/someone or how they make you feel.
1:- Jeekers boys, that Hendrix riff is Harder than a goats knee!

2:- Jaime: Jesus Richard, your sister gets me

*Pétur and Jaime in unison*

HARDER THAN A GOATS KNEE. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHA AHA No put seriously, we've spit roasted her.

Harder than a cats head

A phrase created by emergency services personnel who were trying to euthanaise a cat. The cats head was found to be incredibly strong. It is know used to describe anything especially strong. Often used to describe an erection. Now frequently used by TV commentators when calling AFL games.
Hey jonesy did you see that hot chick?
Yes, she got me harder than a cats head
diamond hard on erection
Harder than a cats head by Pipksi September 16, 2013

A Haiden 

A chick that when your 14 you hook up with even tho she 20. But she's still hot
Guy 1: bro you should totally get with her

Guy 2: she's finna be a haiden no doubt
A Haiden by You-already-know July 2, 2021
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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