Haian 

Charismatic muscle daddy, dan’s lover

Haian will always be funnier than me in every goddamn timeline no matter what

Haian by Niromani May 27, 2023

Haitani Ran 

A hot, rich, embarrassing Goth from the anime Tokyo Revengers who mistakes non-dead/injured people as dead cuz of Goth, brotherly sentiment; for he has a precious Goth brother named Haitani Rindou.

Person 1: Haitani Ran just like me fr: Needs glasses to match with his brother or he mistakes the living for the dead sometimes.

Person 2: I want Haitani Ran to ambush me then hit me with a rod stick.

Person 3: I want Haitani Ran to close my eyes as if I were supposedly passing away.

Haitani Ran by Kazutora's Pet Cat September 28, 2021

Hum Aapke Hain Koun 

Salman Khan's Biggest Blockbuster.
Hum Aapke Hain Koun is the biggest blockbuster of Indian Cinema also the most watched film of bollywood. Hum Aapke Hain Koun sold 75 million tickets during its run.
Hum Aapke Hain Koun broke Sholay's record by huge margin.
Hum Aapke Hain Koun become 1st film to cross 250, 500 & 750 Million INR. Hum Aapke Hain Koun grossed 1.2 Billion INR in Worldwide.
Hum Aapke Hain Koun was the highest grosser of 1994 as well as highest grosser of the decade.
Hum Aapke Hain Koun was the 2nd film of Salman Khan & Sooraj Barjatya which went on to become record grosser. Their previous film was Maine Pyaar Kiya.

Hey dude do you know Salman's waistcoat from Hum Aapke Hain Koun? It was a rage at that time.

Hum Aapke Hain Koun by Hari Om Bhatiya Dhaba Wale May 24, 2020

Haine Van 

Haine Van is a ulzzang and feizl newbie. Her nationality is vietnamese and chinese. But she's living in Germany.

Haine Van is a cute and adorable girl, she also can be pretty. Her attraction to another person are her big eyes. She has big eyes, although she doesn't wear any circle lenses. She is quite famous in the internet.

Please support Haine Van on flickr and tell your friends about her.

Haine Van by TsubakiAyame November 6, 2012

Hahan't 

Not funny

When someone drops a bad joke and not even funny you be like i hahan't

Hahan't by Wplayshado June 22, 2019

hairnosis 

A form of visual "hypnosis" used to make people think, at first glance and hopefully longer, that you are more attractive than you actually are through the use of:

-a great abundance of beautiful hair (either long, "big", or both).

The goal is to divert attention from one's plain or unattractive face, or unattractive body. This purposeful deception falls between "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance and actually undergoing cosmetic surgery or liposuction.

When Meredith thinks that her powers of hairnosis are fading, she goes to a salon and spends 150 dollars for a "recharge." However, once guys take a long, second look, the hairnosis is dispelled and they are not duped by the subterfuge.

hairnosis by One Stark Reality April 11, 2008

Hain 

(n.) A cigarette, (v.) to smoke/go for a cigarette

A word originating at Marlborough College, England, due to a street called Hyde Lane near the school, traditionally used by students to surrepticiously go and smoke tobacco, being contracted to "Hain". The word has since spread to other schools.

"Oi mate, you got any hains?"

(Teacher) "Going for a hain are we??"

(Student) "It's hain o'clock" or "It's about quarter to hain"

Hain by kerblasser12 April 26, 2010