Hagleslag 

Getting a Cleveland steamer from a constipated partner, small rabbit like droppings covering the recievers torso.

Barbara was off her prune juice and tried to shit on my chest, it peppered my man tits like ball bearings. I got a hagleslag

Hagleslag by LimpBrisket August 8, 2025

hagelslag 

A bread topping.

Small chocolate sticks, usually not more than a centimeter long and about 2 milimeters thick.
Available in dark, milk and white chocolate and a whole bunch of other versions.
Very popular in the Netherlands.

Person 1; can you hand me the hagelslag please?
Person 2; Sure, do you want pure, extra pure, milk, white, mixed chocola-
Person 1; Just hand me the hagelslag!

hagelslag by MPADutch January 6, 2016

Hagelslag 

Bread And Chocolate Sprinkles
What The Dutch Eat For Breakfast, Apperantly.

Person: What Are You Eating!?
Dutch Person: Hagelslag.
Person: ...The Fuck?
Dutch Person: Sprinkles On Bread, Breakfast Food.
*2 Days Later*
News Reporter: Dutch Man Found Dead In Alleyway, The Message "How's The Hagelslag Now?" Was Written Above Him In Blood.

Hagelslag by fwefff June 9, 2023

hageslah 

A name for someone who is the creator of wiggly boi, beuh, tea show and tea stream when. is infected with parasites named Goran and Beetlejuice. She has a lot of alternative personalities under the aliases Hage, Fink, Nink, Vina, Fina,.. Might be gay. Radiant in valorant.

"hageslah is such a bad bitch."

hageslah by hageslah August 31, 2021

hageslawg 

Another term for “bro, blud, dawg,” etc

Bro: im good at fortnite
Bro 2: hageslawg is not good at fortnite

hageslawg by Meatmuncher0 August 10, 2023