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hagelslag 

A bread topping.

Small chocolate sticks, usually not more than a centimeter long and about 2 milimeters thick.
Available in dark, milk and white chocolate and a whole bunch of other versions.
Very popular in the Netherlands.
Person 1; can you hand me the hagelslag please?
Person 2; Sure, do you want pure, extra pure, milk, white, mixed chocola-
Person 1; Just hand me the hagelslag!
hagelslag by MPADutch January 6, 2016
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Hagelslag 

Bread And Chocolate Sprinkles
What The Dutch Eat For Breakfast, Apperantly.
Person: What Are You Eating!?
Dutch Person: Hagelslag.
Person: ...The Fuck?
Dutch Person: Sprinkles On Bread, Breakfast Food.
*2 Days Later*
News Reporter: Dutch Man Found Dead In Alleyway, The Message "How's The Hagelslag Now?" Was Written Above Him In Blood.
Hagelslag by fwefff June 9, 2023
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The way a drag queen insults another drag queen.
Bitch laganga estranga you just got hagelblamed bitch.
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Hagleslag 

Getting a Cleveland steamer from a constipated partner, small rabbit like droppings covering the recievers torso.
Barbara was off her prune juice and tried to shit on my chest, it peppered my man tits like ball bearings. I got a hagleslag
Hagleslag by LimpBrisket August 8, 2025

hageslah 

A name for someone who is the creator of wiggly boi, beuh, tea show and tea stream when. is infected with parasites named Goran and Beetlejuice. She has a lot of alternative personalities under the aliases Hage, Fink, Nink, Vina, Fina,.. Might be gay. Radiant in valorant.
"hageslah is such a bad bitch."
hageslah by hageslah August 31, 2021

hageslawg 

Another term for “bro, blud, dawg,” etc
Bro: im good at fortnite
Bro 2: hageslawg is not good at fortnite
hageslawg by Meatmuncher0 August 10, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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