Hassenated 

An intensely innebriated state, where nonsensical terms are uttered, and violent wrestling matches are assured. Individuals in this state of mind tend to answer every question, even those of dire consequence, by simply repeating "the thing with the stuff", and in some extremely rare cases, the individual may call a cab driver a "baby wa-wa". This condition afflicts many young men, and is typically contracted by living in close proximity to a plethora of bars for an extended period of time.

"Wow Andy. You were Hassenated last night!"

Hassenated by E.R. Aitkenhead October 19, 2006

Haffenated 

When a Large group of males ejaculate on your face, all while you smile like you have won Tattslotto

“Oh your skin looks nice” “why thank you I have been getting haffenated by the local football team on Tuesday nights”

Haffenated by WhatThe13 August 17, 2019

Hasinated 

Depressed

Guy1: I am so Hasinated
Guy2: Oh I will cheer you up :)

OR

Guy1: Man, you look so Hasinated what's wrong?
Guy2: Do I it isn't anything don't worry

Hasinated by Hasinated creater May 10, 2011