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Haenous

1. Something that is of a revolting nature impacting you in a negative manner.
2. A way to exaggerate a situation and to have a bitch.
- "oh thats haenous! i got shit on my dick"
- "THATS FUCKING HAENOUS!"
by That'shaenous! February 20, 2009
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when somethings really hanous, its well annoying to deal with or its someone whos really hanous and annoying!
God my mum was well hanous last night questioning me and being on my case or i was given a well hanous job to do at work.
by Maz August 31, 2004
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haynous crime

Refers to either:
(1) a horrid misdeed involving mowed-'n'-dried livestock-feed, or
(2) a shockingly-inconsiderate/insensitive "cheating a horny stud outta his promised reward" infraction whereby a "cow" (i.e., a seemingly-willing gal) refuses to "give her milk" (i.e., spread her legs) for a dude after he's naively/trustingly "fed her a bale of premium timothy-and-alfalfa" --- i.e., performed a valuable action on her behalf, such as spending money on her, taking her out to dinner, completing one or more yucky/boring/difficult tasks for her, etc. --- in exchange for her promise of letting him "milk her" (i.e., partake in a bouncy-bouncy with her) when said favor has been completed.
Da term "haynous crime" could also humorously describe a combination of da above two examples --- i.e., how a delightful barn-loft tryst between a farmer's daughter and her penis-proffering lover would likely be viewed by her strict-and-feared "paw" if he ever found out about it, such as if said blinky-eyed chick "got a bun in da oven". (Never mind da fact dat SHE HERSELF was probably conceived in exactly da same way --- i.e., her "maw" and "paw" had probably shared a few "rolls in da cattle-grass" of their own a decade-and-a-half or more ago, causing an unexpected pregnancy dat resulted in said now-sexually-active daughter's existence. So said "Big Daddy" would therefore have "little room to talk" regarding history's merely having repeated itself in da procreation department!)
by QuacksO January 14, 2023
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Haneous

The politically correct term for a large horse suffering profuse mental retardation. Generally associated with testicular elephantitus of the worst degree. Common symptoms may include large gaps between the teeth and overwhelming rolls of fat.
by TheeGrinch November 24, 2011
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