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Habachi
American Hibachi
American Hibachi by Commanche Fletch July 2, 2022
hibachi
To cook up some hibachi: To dominate a game.
Word made by Washington Wizards Center Brendan Haywood and made famous by Washington Wizards guard Gilbert Arenas.
Word made by Washington Wizards Center Brendan Haywood and made famous by Washington Wizards guard Gilbert Arenas.
hibachi by benniezizou January 23, 2007
Haxachi
A term used to jeer one of the cheapest pokemon in existence Jirachi. Haxachi will flinch your ass 10 times in a row and won't even say sorry.
Jirachi used Iron head
Swampert lost 10% of it's health
Swampert flinched
Jirachi used Iron head
Swampert lost 10% of it's health
Swampert flinched
Jirachi used Iron head
Swampert lost 10% of it's health
Swampert flinched
Jirachi used Iron head
Swampert lost 10% of it's health
Swampert flinched
Jirachi used Iron head
Swampert lost 10% of it's health
Swampert flinched
Jirachi used Iron head
Swampert lost 10% of it's health
Swampert flinched
Jirachi used Iron head
Swampert lost 10% of it's health
Swampert flinched
Jirachi used Iron head
Swampert lost 10% of it's health
Swampert flinched
Jirachi used Iron head
Swampert lost 10% of it's health
Swampert flinched
Jirachi used Iron head
Swampert lost 10% of it's health
Swampert fainted
guy 1: lol, you suck, you should have attacked
guy 2: U used haxachi that doesn't even count
Swampert lost 10% of it's health
Swampert flinched
Jirachi used Iron head
Swampert lost 10% of it's health
Swampert flinched
Jirachi used Iron head
Swampert lost 10% of it's health
Swampert flinched
Jirachi used Iron head
Swampert lost 10% of it's health
Swampert flinched
Jirachi used Iron head
Swampert lost 10% of it's health
Swampert flinched
Jirachi used Iron head
Swampert lost 10% of it's health
Swampert flinched
Jirachi used Iron head
Swampert lost 10% of it's health
Swampert flinched
Jirachi used Iron head
Swampert lost 10% of it's health
Swampert flinched
Jirachi used Iron head
Swampert lost 10% of it's health
Swampert flinched
Jirachi used Iron head
Swampert lost 10% of it's health
Swampert fainted
guy 1: lol, you suck, you should have attacked
guy 2: U used haxachi that doesn't even count
Haxachi by Invalid TU August 2, 2010
hibachi
1)A Japanese grill that heats up very fast
2)The self proclaimed nickname of Gilbert Arenas, a basketball player for the Washington Wizards. He uses it because he claims that he heats up like the Japanese grill.
3)Anyone or any team that is very good a basketball and can run any other team of the court
2)The self proclaimed nickname of Gilbert Arenas, a basketball player for the Washington Wizards. He uses it because he claims that he heats up like the Japanese grill.
3)Anyone or any team that is very good a basketball and can run any other team of the court
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