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hot lava 

When you can't touch one of the two sets of colors of tiles (for example, black and white).
Seyithan: Oh man, I can only walk on the white tiles 'cause the black tiles are hot lava.
hot lava by Serhan August 17, 2006
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Hot Lava 

Some rumbling and stomach pain leads to extremely explosive diarrhea that burns as it exits the rectum and comes out so forcefully that it splashes off the toilet water and back onto your ass.
Man, I shouldn't have had those 9-1-1 hot wings. I barely made it home before I expelled some potent hot lava.
Hot Lava by max nova July 3, 2009

Hot Lava 

Slang for semen- the milk like fluid that erupts from a man's knob when ejaculation occurs

see.. Peter North
John- Aaahhh, damn Joan, that pussy is tight as fuck. Just a few more thrusts and I am going to cum!

Joan- Perfect John pull out and pump your Hot Lava all over my tits and face.
Hot Lava by pwild June 21, 2006

Hot lava bath 

Peeing on your man during sex while on your period
“Hey babe, give me a hot lava bath tonight
Hot lava bath by Methkitten June 6, 2020

the floor is hot lava 

Stay off the floor. Climb around on the furniture, step on the cat if you have to, just don't touch the goddam floor!
The floor is HOT LAVA I tell you.
the floor is hot lava by nat s. February 7, 2008

the king of hot lava 

Someone who excels at everything. The best. Taken from the common childrens game wherein you jump around trying not to touch the ground (hot lava).
Damn...marshal just kicked chuck norris ass. He is the king of hot lava
the king of hot lava by nulerasi1 December 5, 2010

mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."
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