hot lava

When you can't touch one of the two sets of colors of tiles (for example, black and white).

Seyithan: Oh man, I can only walk on the white tiles 'cause the black tiles are hot lava.

by Serhan August 18, 2006

Hot Lava

Some rumbling and stomach pain leads to extremely explosive diarrhea that burns as it exits the rectum and comes out so forcefully that it splashes off the toilet water and back onto your ass.

Man, I shouldn't have had those 9-1-1 hot wings. I barely made it home before I expelled some potent hot lava.

by max nova July 03, 2009

Hot Lava

Slang for semen- the milk like fluid that erupts from a man's knob when ejaculation occurs

see.. Peter North

John- Aaahhh, damn Joan, that pussy is tight as fuck. Just a few more thrusts and I am going to cum!

Joan- Perfect John pull out and pump your Hot Lava all over my tits and face.

by pwild June 21, 2006

the floor is hot lava

Stay off the floor. Climb around on the furniture, step on the cat if you have to, just don't touch the goddam floor!

The floor is HOT LAVA I tell you.

by nat s. February 08, 2008

Hot lava bath

Peeing on your man during sex while on your period

“Hey babe, give me a hot lava bath tonight”

by Methkitten June 07, 2020

the king of hot lava

Someone who excels at everything. The best. Taken from the common childrens game wherein you jump around trying not to touch the ground (hot lava).

Damn...marshal just kicked chuck norris ass. He is the king of hot lava

by nulerasi1 December 05, 2010

flaming hot liquid lava

What comes out of your ass after a night of drinking.

Dude, if I fart I think flaming hot liquid lava might seep out of my ass.

by Nish November 26, 2015