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hopping down the bunny trail 

To be so heavily under the influence of a psychedelic or dissociative substance that you are unable to distinguish normal reality from the magical reality that has taken hold of your mind. Seeing pixelated kaleidoscopic patterns in the carpet, being afraid to open the freezer because you're afraid that the fishsticks will attack you, and the ability to talk to squirrels are some sure signs that you're hopping down the bunny trail.
That PCP I had last week really had me hopping down the bunny trail.

hopping mad 

hopping mad meaning very angry or highly pissed off
my neighbor turned his dogs loose in my yard to do their business and refused to clean it up i was hopping mad

i was hopping mad when a neighborhood dog came in my yard and killed a mother raccoon and her babies
hopping mad by littlejimmie July 27, 2019

hopping tard 

someone so beyond retarted they hop up and down. A hopping tard is someone that just annoys the shit out of by their stupidity and lack of self control.Very often bratty children are hopping tards.
that screaming kid's a hopping tard.
hopping tard by bill's old lady January 12, 2011

Hopping the pond 

Crossing the Atlantic Ocean by airplane
When will you be hopping the pond, Joe?

My flight leaves from Chicago on thursday and I'll be arriving in London the next day

hopping counters 

To engage in sexual intercourse; sexual union between humans involving genital contact; the act of hopping over a counter, skipping foreplay, to immediately begin a sexual act.
I was tired of getting mixed signals from the guy who was eyeing me at the office, so I finally went over to him and and we began hopping counters. It was really intense.
hopping counters by seabear69 October 15, 2011

hopping the fence 

changing the gender of your usual sexual partner, just to see if the grass is greener.
"did you hear jacky and marie broke up?"
"really?"
"yeah marie cheated on her with some dude"

"no shit"
"yeah so then jacky wound up hopping the fence herself just to see what cock was all about"
"wow. what did she think?"
"meh."
hopping the fence by war-n September 10, 2014
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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